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Friday, February 13, 2004

What Happened To Honesty?...


Jim - WOW..... My mom got me a new Amp yesterday... it was great. but now (because I'm too lazy to update my journal and Colleen isn't here to do it for me....) some quotes

::After singing a song in Savannah::
Sarah: "You guys were flat!"
Cameron: "Hey, you know what rhymes with pitch???"

::In Mrs. Pousman's Biology class::
Cheryl: "Why would you chew on a weed?"
Kayla: "So they can be a HICK!"

::In Mrs. Stracke's Spanish class::
Terrence: "puso?"
Matthew: "PUSE!!!" (this sounds just like ....another word)

::In Mrs. Kelly's Lit Class::
Jim: "Whatcha got there, scot?"
Scot: "I stole Leland's Hotwheel gummies!.... I'm SOOO hardcore!"

::Daily Lyrics:: - Was zu Rechtschaffenheit ich geschehen ist/ Nicht sehe daß es auf MTV Alle/ Die ich sehe ist choreography/ Und ich nie ein Tänzer sein werde/ Was zu puberty geschehen ist/ Schlechte Haut und Unsicherheit Und / Der fuck Felicity ist/ Weil ich Probleme von meinem/ Eigenen erhalten habe ~ "German Spokesman" - Goldfinger